Overheard At A Vegas Denny's

We were sitting in a Vegas Denny's this morning when a lady walked by with a VERY short dress, heels, ghetto curled long nails, and a long weave. She walked like a hippo on stilts, all of this was hilarious to us folks from north Idaho.

However, one of the local Vegas waitresses did not think it was as funny as we did. She gave the evil side eye to the hoochie mamma, and then said within earshot of at least 25 people:

"She should be ashamed of her self. That ain't a dress, that a t-shirt she decided to wear heels with."

I started laughing in that painful eye watering way that occurs when you try to conceal a laugh. You see, I am from a small town, but I know when to laugh out loud and when to conceal it.  One of the times you should conceal it is when the person you are laughing at is accompanied by her pimp/john/boyfriend who has a mouth full of gold teeth and a double pistol belt buckle. That may sound like profiling, but better to error on the side of caution right?

Anyway, I thought that would be the funniest thing I'd experience all day...

Nope, shortly after the shirt with heels incident, the kitchen caught on fire. We watched the flames rise while the cooks just sat there and continued to cook. It created quite an uproar with the servers. The servers tried desperately to tell the cooks what they should be doing to douse the flames. But in the grand tradition of chain restaurant cooks they didn't speak a lick of English.  The servers decided to fight the fire themselves when the same waitress, oblivious to her own obvious comedic chops stated the following: "Put some Flour on it fools. Ok, that shit ain't funny I'm gonna go get Ronnie, you fools is crazy."

Then she stormed off to find the manager. In her absence the fire was put out by a waiter with a fire extinguisher.

I watched this as I ate my breakfast and enjoyed a morning cup of coffee.