The Dentist

Sorry about the erratic posting that will most likely occur. I am in a drug infused state after a lengthy dentist appointment. I am now starving, but afraid to eat since my tongue is still not working. I found out this little bit of info after trying to swallow pudding, I couldn't and it is still stuck in my throat.

Back to the dentist: I started thinking about a show that I used to watch when I was younger: Little Shop Of Horrors. Its about a psychotic dentist, and a killer plant. The stuff the late 80's were made of. We actually had a copy of this movie on Beta. Those of you who remember Beta Max, thank you, its nice to know other people are getting old.

My parents still have the Beta, along with a VHS and a DVD player. All three are still under their TV, and my mother has yet to master using or even turning on any of them. And that is not something I made up. She has my Dad so why on earth would she learn how to do something like working the VCR? Hmmm?

Its best that they don't throw away the Beta though, because my mother likes to bring all the shit she doesn't want any more to my house. This act of giving transfers the guilt of giving away a perfectly good "whatever" to me. I have to get rid of it or use it, or keep it in MY closet the responsibility is now shifted. Love you Mom.

The dentist was always my favorite character on Little Shop, due to the fact that Seymour was a pussy and Audrey was dumb. Enjoy the comedic genius that is Steve Martin in this clip. I've already watched it about 50 times today laughing with pudding bubbling in my throat....