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Thursday
Feb182010

A Miracle~Jesse James Finds His Pit Bull

DateThursday, February 18, 2010

 

Those of you who read The Whoracle, know that I LOVE ME SOME JESSE JAMES. Well a few weeks ago his pit bull Cinnabun went missing. He hired pet detectives, and put $5000 reward out for the missing pooch, but it looked like this story was going to have a sad, sad ending...

I was very concerned about this. I mean Sandra with all her Oscar nominations and Cinnabun out on the streets who was taking care of Jesse? Who? I kept googling, trying to figure out if they ever found her but apparently its not headline news...

Well anyway, a nice Lady found Cinnabun roaming the streets 15 lbs lighter and covered in dirt....

and she's back with Jesse!!

Yeah, happy ending, cue tears!

 

 

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Sunday
Dec062009

If you watch one thing today, watch this....

DateSunday, December 6, 2009

There is nothing funnier than a dog humping someone. NOTHING. 

This dog is a straight perp. Watch him loose his mind on this hot young thang. I'm pretty sure he'll do some hard time for this, especially since some fools put it on YOU TUBE. 

FYI: I peed my pants a little while watching this.

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Monday
May182009

Don't Tell My Heart....

DateMonday, May 18, 2009

Dog Mullet

I saw pretty much the funniest dog I've ever seen in my life this weekend. I never knew that people really cut their dogs hair like this.  The real question is, is it worse to dress a dog up or give them a "trendy" hair cut? The long flowing tail tip is really what makes this cut stand out from the pack. 

That said , would this haircut look nice on a pug?

His name was Woody and he was in attendance at a wedding I shot this weekend. He's on his way back to Texas now. His absence will make Monday just a little more depressing.

 

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