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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Tuesday
Oct202009

Ever Wonder What the Gates of Hell Look Like?

Thanks to this picture of Donatella Versace and The Emaciated Corpse formally known as Lindsay Lohan, we now know.

At one point in my life, I thought "Hell can't really be that bad, right? All the fun people will be there, and I do love warm weather." Then I see something like this and I start praying for all the souls of humanity, because lets face it... nobody wants to go out as a peroxide and orange leather handbag with sequin accents.

The world is truly a fucked up place when these ladies are considered "fashion icons"..... right? Am I right? Can I get a witness. Hail mary full of grace!!!