Things I Won't Be Watching
Tuesday, May 19, 2009 
I love reality TV. Don't get me wrong.
Surprisingly there are some limits to what I will watch. The main deterrent in any reality show viewing is whether or not the show contains those two douche bags from "The Hills": Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. If those two blonde d-bags are anywhere near a show, I run for the hills.
I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here is wrong on so many levels. It has those two douches, the queen of hell herself Janice Dickinson, and Sanjaya. Do you know who John Salley is? Me neither, but he will be sent into the jungle with the others. I'm guessing he was a serial killer in another life, there is no other reason that the lord in all her mercy would see it fit to punish him like this.
In reality the show should be named something more fitting like "I'm an Asshole, Put me Out of My Misery" or "I need a paycheck". I'm just throwing some ideas out there, the title should reflect the content.
I'm A Celebrity..." premieres on NBC on June 1. It will run for four weeks.
