Frank The Entertainer in A Basement Affair Episode 5: Don't Expect Your Fuck Buddy to Give You a Personal References

I'm a little under the weather tonight, and I am just going to get to the point. So I'm not going to do a lot of intro...

The challenge of the day is kids. Frank wants kids & he wants a lady who can handle them. Franks parents tell the girls how much of a little asshole Frank has been his whole life. Apparently they need to take their pent up aggression out on the ladies....cue a bunch of little brats. The brats come in dressed identically to Frank. Its a bunch of little boys about 10 years old or so in age, and after they arrive the Marescas including Frank leave the girls alone with the beasts. Well, clearly the boys were fed crack before they were let loose on the set, because they went ape shit: jumping on shit, taking pictures off the walls, screaming, making fun of the girls etc... I'm sure the producers told these little kids to do these things, and I'm pretty sure this isn't the Maresca's real house...so I don't really feel like the kids are destroying precious heirlooms. However,  the set is supposed to be their real house and the girls are supposed to protect it from the children so obviously this is a disaster.

Most of the girls fair pretty well with the children. There is one kid thats a total brat and the girls keep nagging at him and he doesn't give a rats ass. Most of the girls kept their cool but Christi, lost it and "screamed" at him. I didn't think it was a scream, more of a raised voice. It wasn't like she threatened to kick his little ass or slapped the shit out of him. 

Anyway, in the end the kids liked Kerry and Melody. They hated Christi, and bada bing Kerry and Melody are going on a special bowling date with Frank and his parents and the other girls are going to barbeque with Frank's brother Sal.

This whole episode has a back story of Felicia being a shady wench. First she went and tried to start a rumor that Cathy was dating a celebrity, then she tried to steal a note that Renee wrote to Frank. I understand somewhat trying to sabotage Cathy, as she is competition....but Renee? Felicia you should be ashamed trying to sabotage Renee? She does that to herself, she doesn't need any more help. To top this Shady McShaderson behavior Felicia also tells Frank's brother all about her future as a CFO. Crazy as it sounds  she fails to mention how Frank would fit into her life as a CFO. I DON"T UNDERSTAND WHY THAT IS A BIG DEAL.  So she isn't naming their kids! Big deal, right now he has like 9 other girlfriends. I mean, isn't the more alarming point here that a VH1 dating show contestant has serious plans to become a CFO? Why isn't she on the apprentice? OR maybe even Shark Tank? Felicia I'm worried about you, and back off Cathy or I can't continue to blog in your favor.

Also during this barbeque Christi basically tells Sal that she still screws her ex, or maybe their just BFF's. Regardless, she should have just kept her mouth shut. Then Sal tells Frank about Christi's fuck buddy, and Frank confronts her. He is  like call him. Dumb ass Christi calls the ex and lets Frank ask him, the ex says that they "messed around" two weeks before she left for the show. Frank is disgusted, Christi cries.

Now its time for damage control, Cathy has to tell Frank that she is not a celebrity fucker except maybe she would fuck him...Is Frank a celebrity? Once you do him Cathy, you may have to wear the scarlet letter of celebrity fuckery keep that in mind.... And Felicia has to explain to Frank that she is sorry about trying to steal the note, and she would love to be Franks sugar mamma. Frank isn't impressed with this story.

In the end Frank sends Christi home....duh