Christmas Gift Ideas..

Let me apologize in advance about the crazy formatting in this post, its really bad, but I can't get it to align sorry guys.

So you've waited till the last minute, you have no idea what to get that special someone on your list. You've been thinking about Christmas ever since you went to bed Oct 31, and woke up the next day and all the sudden it was CHRISTMAS. Someone had clearly dropped a Christmas roofie in your drink.

Nevertheless,  you HAVE to buy gifts for people because thats what is required, and its good for the economy. 

Here are my suggestions...

 In most cases you can click on the picture and it will redirect you to a place where you can purchase the product.

Typhoon Retro Bread BinWhy? Because bread looks ugly on the counter tops, and nothing I MEAN NOTHING, gets me more excited then something shiny and red.

FLIP CAMERAThis is an awesome gift, small portable, and records in HD....the techie in your life will explode over this. Unless they already have one, in that case good luck.

 If you haven't read these two books... buy them for yourself they are hilarious. I mean I laughed my ass off. Plus they make really good presents for that half drunk sister/friend/co-worker who may or may not sleep around. 

The HangoverNow its time for some good movies.... One to make you laugh and one to make you cry....

This fish tank would serve as the perfect gift for that kid in your life thats too old for crayons, but too young for Twilight. It would also work for your environmentalist cubical mate.... 

Cute OnesiesI added the onesies, because it's always good to have a couple of unisexed cute onesies on hand. You can give them out for christmas gifts or keep them around for inventory.  I always have clever baby shit around that way when one of my friends pushes a screaming child out of her womb I can be the first to hold it because I won't be wasting my time trying to find a gift. 

You'll note one thing is missing here, presents for a dude. Not just any dude, a dude among dudes, a  man who hates lotion, cologne, jewelry, reading, pickles, micro brew..... if you know a man like that and have a good gift idea for him, please send me your suggestions and I will add them to this list.

My New Obsession, You may not hear from me for a while...

So I was watching a little morning television today, and one of the shows featured a new website:

http://www.sidetaker.com/

Its pretty much the most fun I've had in years. The premise of the site is to help people resolve their dissagreements, and so that indecisive people can get solicited advice from complete strangers. Its fucking great.This is how its done: you have a dissagreement with your husband, like um oh, lets see maybe he likes to vacuum and bang pans whenver Grey's Anatomy is on. You always fight about the fact that the only time he is interested in these loud cleaning activities is when you have control over the remote. So you go log onto Side Taker, and bada bing the internet gives you the answer you've been so desiring.

But if that isn't enough to sell it to you here is a real problem featured on the site:

My trees, branches landing in neighbor's yard get thrown in our yard by said neighbor, is that cool?"

- neighbors question added 5 minutes ago

"The trees are cottonwood type trees, very messy, but hey they land where they land, right? People don't rake leaves and dump them on the property where the leaves come from, so why is this OK with branches, or is it OK?"

SEE? I can't help it, I have to answer...

The Dance Floor Part 1

Have you been wondering what I have been up to lately? Oh, let me fill you in, I've shot 11 weddings in 4 months, averaging 1500 pics per wedding to edit, upload, and look at. I have every intention of being a good blogger, but now that I work for myself... 

Every photographer has their favorite subject matter. Mine is the dance floor.  Please enjoy some of my favorite moments from this wedding season!

What I'm Loving, today...Random.

 1. The best pants ever (thanks to Karen athttp://brainure.blogspot.com/) I HAVE to figure out the perfect person to buy some of these for.

Other than those pants, I'm having an ultra hard time trying to think about something to write about because I'm...get ready for this....working. Yep. Its freelance though, so I can still work on my lay-off list in good conscience. Sadly I've really been slacking. This is all probably related to the fact that I am a year older now, and my mind is going slowly. The first sign is randomly crying at the Biggest Loser. Beware.

2. This quote: "Who you are speaks so loudly I can't hear what you're saying." Ralph Waldo Emerson. I've been reciting this quote day in and day out. It so perfectly illustrates how I feel when someone who hates my guts kisses my ass.

3. http://tweetsofwisdom.blogspot.com/: I'm not going to lie, Twitter is like an evil pimp that people making their way in the cyber world have to whore themselves for. I go to this site to get a little insight, and I love a good quote. 

4. Springer Doodles. Normally I hate "doodles" of any kind because designer dogs make me puke. But I ran into a guy with one the other day...he let me hold the magical beast and my heart melted into a thousand pieces. This isn't the one, but come on this face is UNREAL...

5. And lastly...the cleavage caddy.

I'm sorry but how stupid. I can't even pretend like I think that is a good idea. Sure I will stick a tube of lipstick or a few bucks in my bra in a pinch, but if you are sticking enough shit in your bra to necessitate a special bra wallet...get a fucking purse.

So folks...thats what I've been up to...a whole lot of nothing!!!