Frank The Entertainer in A Basement Affair Episode 10: Cougar Eats Her Young

Well I'm going to be succinct this week, as you all know I was pissed at Frank last episode for appearing to be a jerk to Cathy.

Cathy is my favorite. This is not just because I know her, it is also because she appears to be one girl on the show that isn't trying to be fake in order to impress the Maresca's. I like Kerry and Felicia, but I feel like Cathy could hold her own with Frank. I also think that Frank has always liked Cathy the best, otherwise why would he keep her around when she hasn't even won a challenge.

Maybe she loses the challenges on purpose so that no one would know that secretly Frank always liked her best? Maybe? I have so many theories.

Anyway, this weeks episode was dedicated to meeting the parents. 

Felicia's parents were older and nice. Frank discovered through meeting them that Felicia hides things from them. Big deal? Right. Apparently Frank thinks you should tell your parents everything. Clearly this man knows nothing about being a parent...sometimes we WISH our kids wouldn't tell us things.

Kerry's Mom was super sweet. She told Frank that Kerry was sad when she divorced Kerry's father, and she doesn't really talk to her Dad. Who cares? Well apparently Frank thinks that it means that she has Daddy issues. Again, totally bizarre most people are pissed when their parents divorce~is that worse than the issues he has with his Mom? 

Cathy's sister was great. Frank was pissed her parents didn't come. Why? I know a LOT of parents who wouldn't be caught dead on a reality show. They must have been able to explain it to him, because in the end he didn't seem to concerned.

Dana's mom. Hmmm. How do I put this in words? They kept calling her a cougar, and Frank kept hitting on her. It was the weirdest thing, because dang if Frank thinks that was a hot cougar, then the cougar population in the East must be severely inbred or something. I mean you can't even call yourself a cougar on the west coast with out fake tits, an ass you can crack nuts with, and a Coach purse full of K-Y and Adderal. I'm not making snap judgements but Dana's mom didn't strike me as the type that pulls a lot of top notch young peen. However;  Dana's Mom succeeded in making Frank forget that Dana even existed, so clearly I didn't see something he did.

So when elimination came around. Frank finally gave Cathy the first key, and sent Dana home to the den. Here is a picture of Dana's mother getting ready for the kill. Good bye Dana.

Frank The Entertainer in A Basement Affair

Ok, so my life was sort of getting FUCKING BORING. You know for some reason all my shows take the like 2 months off for the HOLIDAYS. It's not right.  Serriously you are married, rich, and get to suck face with PATRICK DEMSEY as a JOB.....besides that you don't have to work for like what? 7 months out of the year or something, and during that time people spontaneously orgasm and bow down at the mere site of you. Meanwhile you are constantly serving us all a hot steaming pile of "I wish I wasn't so FAMOUS." F-that. I MEAN F-THAT SO HARD.Sorry I just had to get that off my chest. Nothing pisses me off more than bad TV in the winter months. 

Anyway, all that is about to change because the folks at VH1 have come out with a new show, and  GUESS WHAT? One of my castmates from I SURVIVED A JAPANESE GAME SHOW SEASON 1 is in it. CATHY... Cathy Nardone for those of who don't give a shit about ISAJGS. Cathy is pretty hilarious in the previews for this new show, and I am excited to watch this season. I tend to blog better when I am invested, since I like her and know her... She will be my favorite. Thats how I roll... This is Cathy:

The new show is  Frank The Entertainer A Basement Affair. Which seems to be the longest name in the history of all reality shows but, whatever. The show follows "Frank the Entertainer" (in case you aren't a reality tv obsessed person he was on I Love Money a couple of times and I Love New York) on a quest to find true love. The kind of TRUE LOVE that will lift him up from the bowels of his parents basement, and onto somewhere else perhaps with windows?

I feel really conflicted, this is because I don't really like him that much. Sure I think he has a pair of pecks that are begging to be stroked, and I am a fool for a bald head. But he lives with his parents... and even if its just for TV that's a deal breaker. So do I want Cathy to win? That is the question? Would she really be a "winner" if she ends up with him? Not sure. I suppose I want her to stay on the show long enough to get some publicity, but not long enough to exchange fluids or get attached. 

I'm hoping that I start to see "Frank" in a new light after this show, maybe I can like him. I just can't imagine making out with someone who made out with Buck Wild, who made out with Flavor Flav... who has probably bankrupted a few free clinics in his day.... just saying.

Good Luck Cathy, not sure what that means, but good luck.

I will be covering A Basement Affair on my blog, the season premiere is Jan 3 on VH1.