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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Entries in funniest thing in the world (2)

Monday
Apr122010

My 8-year Old will kill the SAT's

So my kids went with their Dad this weekend. You can imagine my surprise when 20 minutes after I dropped them off I received a phone call from him.

Apparently my precious child decided to do some word association with her father. She informed him of the following:

"Dad, Triple Play is to us...what the liquor store is to you."

Um, how can you get mad at that? Seriously the kids a genius with impeccable comedic timing. 

Wednesday
Dec302009

OMG. This is the best song and parody EVER

This reminds me of someone I once worked with. I SERIOUSLY LAUGHED TO THE POINT OF HYSTERIA.