I love him. I don't know why. From the gratuitous crotch grabs, to the man on man  kiss to the falling down and doing a volleyball roll, I loved this performance.

I'm so sick of popstars playing it safe, I my pop stars dirty. OK, dirty.

He's a filthy boy. I don't care what people are saying about this not being OK for network TV if your kids are up at 11 o'clock watching the music awards then maybe your not that great of a parent anyway?

As for the rest of the night:

Timberland: OMIGOD, what the hell was that singing?

Eminem: Xoxxoxox

Lady GaGa: AWESOME, So different so unique, LOVE HER

Black Eyed Peas: They were so good, but sort of overshadowed by the weirdness of GAGA and Lambert.

Keith Urban: Who?

Jay Z: Good

Riahanna: Outifit sucks, song good

Janet Jackson: Such a weird outfit can't remember anything else

Alicia Keys: ALWAYS one of the BEST amazing.

Green Day: Suprisingly forgetable

 

How about YA'LL?