Someone Loves Me

A friend calls you up and asks how you are doing after you get laid off...

A TRUE friend sends your favorite booze and snacks...

A BEST friend will listen to you after you consume the entire package in one sitting and then proceed to drunk dial them...

I received this package in the mail a couple days after I got laid off, and I'm not going to lie, I openly wept out of gratitude.

Thank you Mrs. Suburban Goddess you are one hell of a friend.