Lay-Off List

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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Entries in Hangovers (1)

Monday
Mar022009

I'm Alive, but I need some convincing!!!

I need to thank baby Jesus, and whoever else is responsible for helping me make it through this weekend...

I didn't really post much because I had a very special kind of hang over, the kind that is only possible when you drink large amounts of margaritas while sitting in a hot tub, or floating down a lazy river drink in hand...

Yep, I was here, its lovely isn't it? I highly recommend a trip to to Silver Valley in Kellog Idaho, if you have a case of the winter sads, and like to drink freely amongst children. Click here to check out their site.

I needed that trip, to push me out of the obvious denial that I've been in for the past 3 months. Confronting your midwinter self in the mirror in a bathing suit, will make you remember those new year resolutions. This winter has done a number on my psyche and physique, first blowing out an ankle and then getting laid off, no wonder I'm a fat ass. That little trip to the indoor water park made me realize that I need to get it together.

First thing today; Monday Morning, I'm going to hit the gym hard, and then I am going to the doctor to get some happy pills, I've worn sweat pants at least 21 days straight, its time for a damn intervention.

And because its monday morning and all you jokers out their with your fancy pay checks and jobs need a little kick in the ass too, I am going to leave you with a clip from the most inspiring show of all time SOLID GOLD:

Forward to about 2:00, if you really want the inspiration to sink in. 

God, I miss solid gold, my cousins and I would have so made it there if it didn't go off the air before we turned 12.