And the Queen of all TWATS is....

Follow along as Heidi teaches us how to do the "Skanky Hag".

OK, seriously? No really. Who the hell keeps giving this bizarre trollop jobs? Who? This performance gives me the voms bad. First of all she is blatantly trying to channel Ms. Spears, even trying to bite her famous MTV music awards outfit and performance....WTF? I know I am a little coo coo for Brit Brit, but seriously I've seen a 300lb man do a more convincing Britney impersonation than this. And he performed live.

Blasphemy. 

On a side note, I'm pretty sure she is rocking a cuchini. How else is she managing to get her vag area that smooth and wide. It's that or she is actually a pre-op with a convincing tuck? The world will never know. 

This vid is proof that tits, hair, and a slut suit, can NOT hide the fact that your dancing sucks, but it can possibly win you the title of "Miss Universe".

Here is the warning though...you may want to skip actually listening to this clip. When played allowed it frightens animals and children.