LAY-OFF LIST

1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Thursday
Jun032010

In Case You Didn't Catch It in College...

Ok, so any of you who are longtime readers of this blog know that I love the rock band THE CLINTONS. Well I've had this song as my ringtone for a few weeks now, and I LOVE IT. Its funny it's spoofy, and seriously I laugh every time I hear it.

Now I get to have a visual too! AND YOU CAN DOWNLOAD MUNCHIN TUNA  ringtone for free as well HERE.

These guys are poets. 

Friday
May142010

I Can Do Anything Good...Better Than Anyone.

This kid is hilarious. I don't know if she freebased fruity pebbles for breakfast or if she is just a morning person, but I am going to try this. I will just slip on a onesie stand in my mirror and remind my self how great life is...and that  I can be a shark.

My favorite part in the video is when you can hear the cry of a baby in the background...the baby is like "DAMN IT ...its her with her talking, walking, and curls... I am going to go chew on all her toys and then vomit in her school bag."

Anyway... slip on your onesie and kick the weekend off right. 

 

Friday
Mar192010

REVERSE COWGIRL~BECAUSE ITS FRIDAY

How is it that rappers can sing about licking LOLIPOPS, Reverse Cowgirls and  "Backin that Ass Up"~ and we don't even blink an eye...but when Katie Perry kisses a girl its a national headline. So freaking weird.

Now don't get me wrong I love it all.

This song is the funniest thing I've ever heard it reminds of BLACKSTREET....oh, that takes me back to the days of wearing body suits and waiting outside in line all night for tickets to a Boyz to Men concert. Hahahah

Anyway, any song with such a great name deserves blog space.

NO DIGGITY< NO DOUBT.

Wednesday
Feb032010

This Goes out to all my old Ad Agency Ho's

xoxo,

Darcy