Here is your chance to get your jack- on to a philandering, Ed-Hardy wearing-no nuts and his demonic wife. Devil films is the genius behind this cinematic masterpiece and this is what they have to say:
“In our movie they go to marriage counseling and come out with the suggestion that maybe they should go out there and bang other people, so they do and then it turns out that after they sow their wild oats that they are meant to be together. It’ll probably be true to life. Right now with the timing of it—they’re on TV every three minutes—I think this movie is going to be huge.”
I'm really at loss for words this time. I wouldn't be surprised if it was Kate's idea, the lady is a fame-whoring psycho.
I know some of you love her though...so I will leave the talk about her infamous hairdo, for another day.
So Kate got caught spanking one of her bazillion kids and now the world is ending.
I'm not a spanker. Its just not in my arsenal. Why? Because I recall getting spanked, and you know what? It taught me how to hate, fantasize about my own death to pay them back, and learn to be a better liar. A few lessons that I would rather my kids didn't learn. There are people (mmmhmmm my brother) who think that kids should get beat all the time because it teaches them how to behave. Interestingly he has no kids.
I really don't think its a huge deal if people choose to spank their kids. I mean there is an entire generation of people that were spanked as children and ended up fine. Whoopin a kids ass will land you in jail now days. Kids are savvy they will call CPS or the Paps on your ass. Do you know where Kate's other 7 kids are in this picture? Calling the paparazzi.
To be honest if I had the combination of her hair, 8 kids, and a husband that hit the high road I might feel violent myself.
Anyway, the debates on. To spank or not to spank....
I hate every show on TLC. A few times I have been very hung over and couldn't find the remote, subsequently I've had to watch Jon and Kate Plus 8. There are several reasons why I don't willingly watch this bullshit. The main reason is because I think it goes against the laws of nature to have more babies than you do tits.. another reason is that I think Kate is the biggest bitch on TV. The kicker is that she has the worse haircut man has ever seen, and every time I see it, I convulse.
Her hair is exactly what would happen if a bowl haircut and a reverse mullet got together and had unprotected sex.
Any way, I am all about strong women. But I can't f-ing stand people who sell their family's privacy and dignity to the highest bidder and then cry about it when it blows up in their money grabbing faces. Kate got rich by abusing her uterus, pimping out her children, and then mind fucking her husband for five years on TV.
Karma is a bitch, and so is Kate.
That said, every station in the known universe covered the "strained relationship between Kate and Jon" this morning they had psychiatrists, and "experts" weighing in the strain that the media has put on the relationship. They analyzed dialogue etc... bottom line is Jon is sick of her, he wants to ding someone with a decent haircut. He realizes that it isn't a good idea to mary someone who has Satan in their top 5.
Don't get me wrong, Jon is an idiot. He will have to live in a box or get some other insane wench to give birth to 8 children in order to pay even an eighth of the child support he will owe. He should have gotten out long before they decided to have a litter.
I'm not going to lie, every time I've ever watched the show I silently prayed that Jon would stand up and say "Kate, you are a bitch, there isn't a person on this planet who would blame me for leaving you're psychotic ass. I'm out!"
Its not everyday that one of my fantasies is realized.
Here is Kate, out strolling with her hair and a body guard in case someone tries to attack it.
Friday, September 4, 2009 
