Double Down ~Would you?

In a few short days people will have a much quicker way to give themselves a heart attack. The Double Down from KFC is coming, and asses all over the country are going to be exploding.

This sandwich is basically melted cheese and bacon slapped between to fried chicken patties. Its about 540 calories, and if that bothers you you can always order the grilled version.

I think I might have wrote about this before.  Or maybe I dreamt about it.

Any-chicken-makes-me-barf-way, I don't really eat chicken, and I don't like mixing my meats so this is definitely not something I would try.  Never mind the fact that I'm quite positive that if  I put something like this in mouth my ass and legs would permanently quit this bitch. I mean they would pack up their shit and move on out.

Because its the ass and legs that have to pay for the damage in the gym right? 

So here is the question do you DARE DO THE DOUBLE DOWN?