DO YOU BEWEAVE IN MAGIC?

WEAVES ARE AMAZING!!

The weave's potential for saving lives has become clearer to me through out the years. After a sorted past  I realized the true potential of a weave when I  watched the clip above.

My initial angst toward the weave came about in college. It was my freshman year. I was playing powderpuff football and accidentally pulled a girls hair off. She had cancer,  I felt like an epic bitch, to say the least.  Needless to say at that point in my life I resented weaves and their ability to deceive.

Then my job with an advertising agency came. I was on a photo shoot and all the models showed up to set carrying ziplocs full of hair. Apparently when you reach a certain level of skinny, you sacrifice more than just ding dongs. In a way it was sad, but in general I don’t feel sorry for anyone who is 6 feet tall and a size 2.  It just goes against nature. It was then that I realized  that fake hair covered a multitude of sins: clavicle bones, emaciation, big ears, just to name a few. 

After realizing that a weave can transform a bag of bones into a model. I decided to see what it can do for the average Jane.  I wore extensions at my wedding. IT WAS LIFE CHANGING. I would like to wear them everyday, but it just isn’t right to walk around the common folk looking that hot. Weaves have magical powers, you should see my wedding pictures.

And if I needed any more proof about the potential greatness of synthetic hair: today  I find out that a weave can stop a bullet.

 Brianna Bonds took a bullet to the weave and was able to drive off to a nearby parking lot and phone the police. The police arrived on the scene and were able to retrieve a 40 caliber slug out of her hair.

And that my folks is what I call a modern day miracle. 

I’m thinking about wearing my extensions tomorrow out of respect, and just in case.