The New "Love" Drug

I was minding my business this morning watching Kathie Lee and Hoda (however you spell her name) on the today show. A special guest Billy Bush was their covering the "hot topics". Apparently researchers have come out with a new drug that mimics the feeling of being in love.

What in the hell? Why? Why would anyone besides an evil soap opera character want a drug that creates "artificial love"? For one thing, I don't buy this shit not for a moment. Ok so you give take the drug because you are falling out of love with your partner and all the sudden everything is peachy keen and all you want to do is make out and SEXT each other. Do you have to take the drug everyday? Do you have to stay on it the rest of your life. What happens when you wake up one day and look over the shoulder in your bed and there is that hideous asshole in your chemistry class smiling at you? The potential harm that the drug could cause far out weighs the benefits.

If you are falling out of love with your mate, a drug isn't going to fix it. Scientists have found a way to get men to have boners when their as old as the hills, and also a way to get a "man" pregnant. How in the hell can we find a way to make a pill that makes people "fall in love" but no cure for cancer?  Better yet,  why don't they find a drug that makes fried food taste like shit, so people can be skinny. I will get excited when they invent something along those lines.

Here is my suggestion if you want to "fall in love" temporarily. Go out to your nearest bar, a good one with dancing. Then drink, a lot. All the sudden you will start finding members of the opposite sex, far sexier and desirable than you did before you got there. Your dancing skills will also seem far better than usual. Soon you will be dry humping the guy that stocks the shelves at Home Depot. Trust me. You don't need a pill, you need a good outfit and a fifth of vodka.