So, this is pretty hilarious.

A teacher at Isabelle Jackson Elementary School in California, made her class memory DVD's. Only, um, the footage of the sweet and innocent school children learning and being wholesome ended with 6 seconds of footage of their teacher "pleasuring herself." If you want to see the footage for yourself go to minutes 2:08, I've seen worse.

Why is the news so much more exciting in California? 

In case you are wondering she didn't get fired. The school district said it was because she was a "good" teacher. We all know this is code word for "She is one of the only people we can find that will  accept pennies to deal with all the screaming brats in our district. When you think about it, she was just relieving stress in a natural way."

This is probably going to scar a few children for life.  Learning that your teacher has a private life is always nerve racking. Once, I had a teacher doing construction work on a house next door to mine during the summer. The idea of him doing any thing other than teaching perplexed me to the core. I felt like he was grading my every move. Bike Riding: B+, Listening: D, Spying on the neighbors: A....you get the picture.

If I saw  footage of any of my teachers jacking, I would have remained a virgin. Maybe this was her way of teaching abstinence. Kudos to Caliselfornicator, and her journey of self exploration!!!!