Frank The Entertainer in A Basement Affair

Ok, so my life was sort of getting FUCKING BORING. You know for some reason all my shows take the like 2 months off for the HOLIDAYS. It's not right.  Serriously you are married, rich, and get to suck face with PATRICK DEMSEY as a JOB.....besides that you don't have to work for like what? 7 months out of the year or something, and during that time people spontaneously orgasm and bow down at the mere site of you. Meanwhile you are constantly serving us all a hot steaming pile of "I wish I wasn't so FAMOUS." F-that. I MEAN F-THAT SO HARD.Sorry I just had to get that off my chest. Nothing pisses me off more than bad TV in the winter months. 

Anyway, all that is about to change because the folks at VH1 have come out with a new show, and  GUESS WHAT? One of my castmates from I SURVIVED A JAPANESE GAME SHOW SEASON 1 is in it. CATHY... Cathy Nardone for those of who don't give a shit about ISAJGS. Cathy is pretty hilarious in the previews for this new show, and I am excited to watch this season. I tend to blog better when I am invested, since I like her and know her... She will be my favorite. Thats how I roll... This is Cathy:

The new show is  Frank The Entertainer A Basement Affair. Which seems to be the longest name in the history of all reality shows but, whatever. The show follows "Frank the Entertainer" (in case you aren't a reality tv obsessed person he was on I Love Money a couple of times and I Love New York) on a quest to find true love. The kind of TRUE LOVE that will lift him up from the bowels of his parents basement, and onto somewhere else perhaps with windows?

I feel really conflicted, this is because I don't really like him that much. Sure I think he has a pair of pecks that are begging to be stroked, and I am a fool for a bald head. But he lives with his parents... and even if its just for TV that's a deal breaker. So do I want Cathy to win? That is the question? Would she really be a "winner" if she ends up with him? Not sure. I suppose I want her to stay on the show long enough to get some publicity, but not long enough to exchange fluids or get attached. 

I'm hoping that I start to see "Frank" in a new light after this show, maybe I can like him. I just can't imagine making out with someone who made out with Buck Wild, who made out with Flavor Flav... who has probably bankrupted a few free clinics in his day.... just saying.

Good Luck Cathy, not sure what that means, but good luck.

I will be covering A Basement Affair on my blog, the season premiere is Jan 3 on VH1. 

Count Cockula By Fleshjack, Because the World is a Fucked up Place

First of all. There are men out there who are obsessed with Vampires too? I mean obsessed enough to stick their penis into simulated vampire teeth jacking sleeve, in a can? Are you kidding me? 

I've said it once, I'll say it again: I don't get the vampire obsession at all. I mean if they were going to come out with a Wolverine themed sex toy, well that makes perfect sense. But this whole Twilight/First Blood thing excites me about as much as a bowl of wilted spinach.

By the way, I would have left a link to the site, to buy this, but its basically a pornographic blog, and I know some of ya'll are at work... If you must go on your free time google "Fleshjack" I can not again for fear of getting caught..