A Split Sack and Voice like...well

American Idol is back on folks, and so well life has meaning again. And I say that with out the slightest hint of sarcasm. I love that show, and when Simon leaves I feel like I should get a tatoo of him as a naked angel with tender wings. Seriously, this show got me through some long diaper filled winters... Mom's out there you might understand. People who love TV you get it too....

Anywhooo, tonight a guy jumped into the splitz and then um, split his pants and possibly his balls too. It didn't really seem to phase him.  He bounced off his scrotum like it was a pogo ball, and then fairly calmly stated the obvious....with out even a hint of pain. Crazy. The judges sent him to Hollywood, because dude he bounced off his balls and that's a sacrifice worth rewarding.

I'm going to savor ever bit of Simon this year, because after his departure it will never be the same.