DAGGERING~Penises everywhere protest

I kept hearing about this new "dance craze" this weekend. OVER and OVER. And then my Dad even mentioned something about "daggering" and so I had to go and see what this was about. There is nothing I detest more than being on the outside of an inside joke. So I youtubed "daggering" and honestly some of it was so graphic I opted not to post it...so you can imagine given my track record what it was like. I found this video, which gets the point across. 

OMG, ouch.

Now I'm no dude, but I do know a thing or two about penis fractures. This seems like a sure fire way to straight break your willy.  Lets say you wanted to go home and have normal sex after a night of clubbing? You would have to hire a stunt penis because yours would clearly be crushed to a pulp. I refuse to believe that this could feel good? Maybe they don't have penises or maybe they are wearing special daggering cups.

Now on to the girls. I've always sort of though that plus size women who wear bikinis in public/to the bars were fucking nuts anyway. My WASP upbringing taught me to be ashamed of my body, only perfect people and or sluts are allowed to show bare skin. So the site of a jiggly woman in a bikini getting fake hate humped on the dance floor doesn't seem to far out of the realm of reality, its just something that I can't do. You know like a cat swimming, they could in a life or death situation but it is ingrained in their DNA not too. I know I have issues. 

That said, if you see anyone daggering please video it and send it to me. I am now obsessed with seeing it in real life.