Bat Shit Crazylocks & The Three Bears

This footage is from the Berlin, Zoo. Apparently  after a day at the zoo with her husband, the lady in the video decided to jump over the guard rail and take a swim out to play with the polar bears.  The bears were apparently not in the mood to tear her to shreds. Miraculously the brain donor  manages to escape with only bites and scratches.

If you watch the bears closely even they are shocked at the stupidity of the woman. They are like, dude should we eat her or just slap her around for a little bit, try to knock some sense into her? They slapped her around and sort of stalked her, but that isn't the most disturbing part of the video, the part that is scary is that she swam straight up to the bear with a smile on her face. 

They say that animals have a sixth sense right? Obviously they sensed that she was too stupid for Polar bear consumption.  

The real victim here is the husband. Can you even imagine the anticipation he felt when he saw that the bears might finally end his misery?