Here is Snoop Dog at some sort of sporting event accompanied by some of his servants. I don't get it.

Did he just get fresh weave? Why else would he need an umbrella and a huge hat to guard him from the elements?  I know all of my black girlfriends get really sensitive about moisture and their weaves. How funny is the fact that he is wearing an outfit straight out of foot locker and the other guy is in a three piece suit? 

Uh. 

Well I suppose that is the way you must treat Rap royalty... I suppose on the list of "fucked up things that rich people pay for"  umbrella holder isn't the worse. I went to an "after" party of Snoop Dog's many moons ago, I was pretty excited to "meet" him, even though we lied to get in. Anyway, we never met him. The closest we got was passing by his table with our eyes wide OPEN while he made out with one chick while he had his hand up another's skirt. EWWW...he totally should have got umbrella guy to do some of that for him.