Drunk Cross-Dressing 4 Year Old Who Stole Christmas....

This video, this story, this Mom. Where do I start? Who hasn't stumbled down the block wearing a dress drinking a bud light? Thats a Christmas tradition for people all over America. Usually it starts sometime in college when you realize that your boobs have started sagging, and you have to work for money... but  this poor little guy has been dealt a bad hand.

Dads in prison. Mother's insane or as dumb as a box of rocks maybe both. Clearly. I mean she wonder's how the kid knew how to open a Bud Light. First of all, Bud Lights are twist tops.  All the kid had to do was twist the top. I'm pretty sure he's seen it done a few times.  And  how sad is it that he would rather start a life of crime then spend Christmas with his mother? I mean everyone has considered it a time or two, but to actually follow through at the age of 4? That's unreal.

For the record though, I knew how to open a bottle of beer by the time I was 2 and I was tapping kegs at 6 TRUE STORY. Here's the photographic proof:

My parents didn't let me drink the beer. But I was a better bartender than most before I hit Junior High. You can say whatever you want, but my parents were ahead of their time. It was basically like going to a vocational school. Some kids graduate high school with a Medical Assistant degree or Mechanic, whatever.... I graduated with an associates in bar tending. 

And I turned out OK right?

Well, here's to you little 4 year old, lay off the booze learn how to read and write, it's the only way your going to make it out of there!!!