Frank The Entertainer in A Basement Affair Episode 6: Sexy and Crazy Not The Same Thing

 Ok, so there has been a week off the show, and I have barely blogged in the last week. When will this writer's block stop? When? Maybe today? Maybe...

Oh well back to Frank and his ladies.

The episode starts out essentially as a challenge. Frank is going to throw his parents a 39th Anniversary party. His entire extended family will be there and his potential girlfriend/wife needs to meet them all. The girls get ready for the party by trying to dress conservative. Woe, is the lady who goes on a VH1 reality show and doesn't bother to bring one family friendly outfit. Some borrowing, some tweaking, a little less padding in the bra and the ladies are ready to go.

Melissa and Cathy are really concerned about this challenge because the HAVE to win, as they are the only girls who haven't had alone time or a date with Frank. During the party they have to impress Frank's family and give a speech. After that the family decides who the winner of the challenge is. This was actually boring....except for the part where Frank's entire family (almost) goes on a smoke break and starts talking shit about the girls. Seriously, that's a smoke break I would like to be on. In the end Felicia wins Frank's family over with her MBA, large breasts, and ability to come up with a speech on the spot.

The others are pissed.

This is the episode where Cathy really takes it to the next level. Cathy, is pissed that she has lost yet another challenge. She decides to take matters into her own hands. If she can't win a challenge she will figure out a way to get to Frank. Cathy sneaks out of her room into the basement in the middle of the night. Frank is very HAPPY to see her. Making out ensues. Then they cover the cameras in the room with a blanket and we are left to our imagination. That a girl Cathy, make your own destiny.  Well played.

She sneaks back into her room....OH NO!!! Melissa heard her sneaking around.

Melissa spends the next day telling everyone that Cathy humped Frank's brains out. For some reason most of them are mad at Cathy about this. I mean, isn't it a competition? Did they even have sex? Does it matter if they did? Is it jealousy?  Cathy has to do damage control and tell Frank that Melissa is the one who is telling everyone...Frank is pissed because he doesn't want his Mom to find out.

Hahhahahhahahahahhah.

Sorry.

Well Renee isn't going to take this lying down. AFTER all SHE is the one who loves Frank. She is the one who has planned their wedding and named their children. I've been saying she's crazy for 6 episodes now. At one point I felt guilty. UM NOT ANYMORE. Renee's attempt at winning Frank over involved dressing up as a saloon girl hiding and hiding in his closet with a bottle of whipped cream. WTF.  She was pretty proud of her self, stating that not many people could pull that look off. Well, I don't know the look that she was after, but if it was BAT SHIT CRAZY mission accomplished. Frank was surprised/horrified. So much so that he kicked her off the show.

DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE WAS MAD AT MELISSA.

Good bye Renee. You were a lot of fun to write about.

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Frank The Entertainer in A Basement Affair

Ok, so my life was sort of getting FUCKING BORING. You know for some reason all my shows take the like 2 months off for the HOLIDAYS. It's not right.  Serriously you are married, rich, and get to suck face with PATRICK DEMSEY as a JOB.....besides that you don't have to work for like what? 7 months out of the year or something, and during that time people spontaneously orgasm and bow down at the mere site of you. Meanwhile you are constantly serving us all a hot steaming pile of "I wish I wasn't so FAMOUS." F-that. I MEAN F-THAT SO HARD.Sorry I just had to get that off my chest. Nothing pisses me off more than bad TV in the winter months. 

Anyway, all that is about to change because the folks at VH1 have come out with a new show, and  GUESS WHAT? One of my castmates from I SURVIVED A JAPANESE GAME SHOW SEASON 1 is in it. CATHY... Cathy Nardone for those of who don't give a shit about ISAJGS. Cathy is pretty hilarious in the previews for this new show, and I am excited to watch this season. I tend to blog better when I am invested, since I like her and know her... She will be my favorite. Thats how I roll... This is Cathy:

The new show is  Frank The Entertainer A Basement Affair. Which seems to be the longest name in the history of all reality shows but, whatever. The show follows "Frank the Entertainer" (in case you aren't a reality tv obsessed person he was on I Love Money a couple of times and I Love New York) on a quest to find true love. The kind of TRUE LOVE that will lift him up from the bowels of his parents basement, and onto somewhere else perhaps with windows?

I feel really conflicted, this is because I don't really like him that much. Sure I think he has a pair of pecks that are begging to be stroked, and I am a fool for a bald head. But he lives with his parents... and even if its just for TV that's a deal breaker. So do I want Cathy to win? That is the question? Would she really be a "winner" if she ends up with him? Not sure. I suppose I want her to stay on the show long enough to get some publicity, but not long enough to exchange fluids or get attached. 

I'm hoping that I start to see "Frank" in a new light after this show, maybe I can like him. I just can't imagine making out with someone who made out with Buck Wild, who made out with Flavor Flav... who has probably bankrupted a few free clinics in his day.... just saying.

Good Luck Cathy, not sure what that means, but good luck.

I will be covering A Basement Affair on my blog, the season premiere is Jan 3 on VH1.