THIS JUST IN~EVIL PUSSY HAS BEEN RESCUED

It wasn't pretty but we got him out of the tree. The method involved tying a soaked Nerf ball with a long rope and throwing it up over the branch he was on. This took over 3 hours of throwing as the tree was VERY tall and branchy. Once we got the rope around a suitable branch, we realized the bucket couldn't make it up because the tree had too many branches (old pine tree). So we had to shake him out of the tree and catch him with a blanket, he hit a couple of branches on the way down, but we were able to prevent him from hitting the ground.

So far he is showing no signs of injury. The first thing he did when I set him down was run to the litter box. 

Between the Mother F-ing robin EVERY morning, the coyotes, and the cat stuck in a forest tree, I am beginning to rethink this whole living in the woods thing.

I don't think I can handle it. 

Thank you to everyone who sent me emails or ideas!! We got closer each time. I was actually walking out the door to go to Walmart and buy a sling shot when we decided to try the ball one more time.

He should be back to terrorizing in 3......2.......1!!!