Alice In Wonderland~Oh My

This is scary, I mean really scary. Tim Burton's Mad Hatter looks like a combination of a freaky clown, the neighborhood chomo, and Dukakis. I shutter.

That said, I can't wait till 2010, because I totally want to see this. I remember at one point in college when my neighbors would constantly get stoned and watch the cartoon version of Alice and Wonderland. I never understood why. Its like Pink Floyd, something only  real stoners can understand.

Anyhoo, this shit looks so "trippy" you could probably just down a red bull and some sour patch kids before you watch it and skip the weed and mushrooms. That said, if you go to see this in the theater you can count on the same group of stoners that watched all the Lord of The Ring Movies over and over, to be front and center. Proof that pipe dreams really do come true.

Having talked all that shit, I can't wait to see it. I've never been into psychotropic  drugs but I do like creepy funky Tim Burton stuff.  I know it makes no sense. Oh well.

One of life's unsolved mysteries...

Today I was in the "lair"  studying for my final in my WSI class when I felt the prickly hot and uncomfortable feeling that some one was staring at me. I turned around to see who it was and almost wet my pants when I saw a rapey-eyed janitor.

The rapey-eyed janitor thing has always perplexed me, it seems like there is at least one at every school. How do they get the job? Do they interview with the school board? Are they even an official employee? Do they just show up at random schools with a mop and a bucket with wheels on it? Are they running around after hours saying fuck all the time and solving math equations?

Anyway, by the time I hit college I had a plan in case I was ever attacked by a janitor, I would immediately shit my pants. That way they would be motivated to let me go, otherwise the shit mess would just get worse during our struggle and they would have to clean it up. 

Now, I realize that shitting probably wouldn't scare away a janitor. With age comes wisdom I suppose.

Any-this-post-is-getting-out-of-control way I was scouring the internet searching for a freaky janitor picture and I came across this website. It is written by a janitor, and it sort of made me feel bad.