Can you blame him? NO, honestly can you?

Police officers just outside of Salt Lake City Utah responded to a call about a child driving recklessly. Apparently this child stole his parents car to avoid going to church. The police chased him for 12 blocks, back to his own driveway where he parked his car and then fled on foot. 

Um, clearly he is Mormon, he's from Utah, and is forced to go to church... I don't blame him really. No caffeine, no cussing, no booze....fuck that, I'd steal the car too. This story has been on every news station on the face of the planet. Every time they play the grainy footage the camera cuts to some news anchorperson smirking, thinking the same thing. "That kid is a genius, a visionary, and probably will not be eligible to marry in the temple. I mean seriously, wait till they tell him he has to go on a mission for two years. He'll probably commit arson.

Perhaps the most amazing part of this story is that he knew how to drive, he knew how to get back home, and at 7 years old he was already smarter than his parents and a group of police officers....

At seven years old, I could possibly manage a  bicycle, and maybe the theft of a few pieces of candy...

My parents never made me go to church, and weened me on coca cola, so I was never driven to grand theft....

Have you ever gone to extremes to get out of church?