Have you ever had this kind of acid trip?

Thanks to Aimee for sending me this glorious link!!!!

Finally a Pair of underwear worth Sharting for...

If I ever decide to wear underwear, I'm going to wear these.

Seriously swalding vaginas in the face of Robert Pattison can be the new brazilian wax. "Did you see Britney had flashed her Edward last night?"

I'm sure hundreds of virgins will maintain their virginity by wearing these, because there is no way on earth they are going to get laid when they take off their clothes and the guy sees Edward staring back at him. Twilight themed underwear will become the new "unicorn" in the room, as in if you go into someone's room and they have anything "unicorn" themed in it....you can guarantee that they are a heart beat away from stalking the living shit out of you. Run. In case your Mama didn't tell you....you never fuck a unicorn lover, it always ends poorly. 

That said, I'm buying these for every single person I know who read twilight, including my brother.

For more information on how to make your genitals feel ashamed, go to TWITARDED.

Tampon Crafts~GTFO

There are a lot of fucked up things in the world. A lot. This one is particularly disturbing. There is an entire website dedicated to making crafts with Tampons. If you don't believe it yourself, just take a click over to www.tamponcrafts.com, and check it out.

Don't even ask me how I came across this site. It was an accident, I swear.

Here are some of their masterpieces:

I'm going to barf now. Good bye.