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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Entries in spring fever (1)

Tuesday
Apr072009

Its Spring Time In North Idaho...

Enjoy it while you can Evil Pussy...

Today the thermometer went slightly past 60 degrees, and there was a revolution in Sandpoint. The streets were full of people rejoicing, hugging, kissing,  walking their dogs, and I saw at least 4 people at the grocery store wearing flip flops.

The signs of spring are every where. The lake in my front yard is becoming more prominent as the days go by. I am going to see if I can transplant some trout in there. Can you "foster" trout? Hmmm... there is a fish farm around here somewhere.

Also I am glad to report that Evil Pussy's days as an "indoor" cat are numbered. When all the snow melts, he is going to be an outside cat. Especially now that he can drag his dish around like a dog while screaming at us, at about 6 AM every morning. On a positive note, he has stopped playing with his own shit.

Lastly I picked up my girls from school today and my first grader informed me that she was "so hot" (from the blistering 60 degree sun), she needed to "wear capri's tomorrow." A few minutes later I heard stifled laughter from the back seat, I looked back and little Miss 1st Grade was topless, singing to herself staring out the window. Her older sisters were convulsing with laughter.

I yelled back to her "Put your shirt on hillbilly." 

She replied: "Why? No one can see my boobs."

Now, you can't really argue with that can you?

If it hits 70 tomorrow you can bet the whole town will be topless and humming.