Its Monday, who needs boner medicine?

Does anybody have email through yahoo? I really need to know something. I opened my inbox and EVERDAY I have no less than 8 emails trying to sell me viagra. I've tried everything to stop them, I've spammed them, junked them, deleted, and still I keep getting them. Am I the only one? Here our some of my favorites from this morning:

"Geet a bnoer and keeep it foreevr with thsee pil-s

"An ED Piill is the keey to loong lsating sexaul hapipiness"

"Buuy ED piils and feeel liek a man aagin"

First of all I am a woman, so I'm not exactly the target audience, so feeling  "Like a man again"isn't really on my priority list.  Most people all ready know how to keep a boner forever-its called whiskey. And unless you can sell me a pill that can get "my man" to let me watch whatever I want on TV, and not look at my accusingly when I eat a bowl of buttered popcorn by myself, then I sincerely doubt you have found the secret to "loong lsating hapipiness" 

Update on Monday, March 16, 2009 by Scarlette

While I am at it...

I have another question: Which concert do you think will be the "can't miss" of the summer?

Coldplay

Katie Perry

No Doubt

Motley Crue/Crue Fest

Any other suggestions?

I'm putting together a road trip, and I need suggestions!