Drunk Grandmas

I have started teaching swimming lessons. There really are no words to express the kind of cold that one feels when they spend 4 hours in 65 degree weather in a lake that is much, much colder than that....

But if I wasn't teaching swimming lessons I wouldn't have met my new favorite kid.

Me: The life guard's job is to help us, that is why it is important that they are not hungover, are paying attention at all times.

Random Kid: I know that life guard he is my cousin's neighbor.

Me: Wow.

Frozen kid: My grandma was a life guard.

Favorite Kid: My grandma would rather work at a winery.

Me: Me too.

Kids are so much wiser than humans.