Stop, OK just stop.

So there is the rumor out that "they" are going to remake Thelma and Louise with Leighton Meester and Amber Heard. 

What the fuck? First 90210, then Footloose, and Melrose Place and now this? I'm sorry but is the "writers" strike still going on? Because someone needs to write some new fucking material and leave the Classics out of it. Seriously how do you even come close to reproducing cinematic perfection like this:

According to Moviehole:

Amber Heard (“All The Boys Love Mandy Lane’’) and Leighton Meester (TVs ‘’Gossip Girl’’) will star in a pre-menopausal version of ‘Thelma & Louise’, according to Production Weekly.

Jessica Manafort is attached to direct ‘’Cowgirl Bandits’’, with Paul Schiff producing.
Manafort worked with Heard on the 2007 comedy ‘’Remember the Daze’’. The movie, which Manafort also wrote, revolved around the relationship dynamics of a group of suburban teens on the last day of school in 1999. Heard played a cool “stoner” chick who is looking for direction and meaning in her life.

Heard is known for playing the lead role in the popular but mistreated ”All the Boys Love Mandy Lane”, as well as for her performances in ”The Pineapple Express” and ‘The Informers”. She next appears with Johnny Depp in ”The Rum Diary”.

Meester is best known for her role on CW’s ”Gossip Girl”. She also has a top ten track in the charts at the moment - Good Girls Go Bad.

BAD. BAD. BAD idea.