Katy Perry Likes Adam Lambert &The Feel Of Wind In her Vag

I will replace this craptastic vid with a better one later in the afternoon.

I love Katy Perry. I wish I had a serious case of the Benjamin Buttons so I could go back in time and be bestfriends with Katy Perry. At my advanced age, I feel like I may have missed my  chance to braid hair and talk about boys with her. Oh well, we'll always have "Waking Up in Vegas".

Katie Perry came out in a rhinestone studded Elvis inspired belted leotard, with a cape that had the words "ADAM LAMBERT" embroidered on it. I suppose this is what happens when you forget your pants raid the American Idol wardrobe closet. I had a sneaking suspicion that Adam and her were girls. Jealous.

Just when I thought the show couldn't get any better, America sent Danny Gokey packing. (I will be receiving hate mail from the Gokey-lovers in 3,2,1). The finale next week will consist of godess supreme Adam Lambert and that guy with the sweet orgasm face Kris Allen.

Go Adam.