Word of The Day X's Two!!!!

These are good ones! Courtesy of my new favorite website: www.urbandictionary.com

1. CYBERCHONDRIAC: Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have 

Similiar to a hyperchondriac

'Then i went on this website and found out that i actually have diabetes AND chronic fatigue!' 
'Dude...you're a cyberchondriac'

2. IMPACTFUL: A non-existent word coined by corporate advertising, marketing and business drones to make their work sound far more useful, exciting and beneficial to humanity than it really is. This term is most frequently used in "team building" seminars and conferences in which said drones discuss the most effective ways to convince consumer zombies to purchase crap they clearly do not need or even want.
"The board was convinced that my new ad campaign for arsenic and semen flavored lollipops for tots will be incredibly impactful and will generate heaps of sales."

Word of The Day: Lesbro

Lesbro: Term used for a man who has more friendships with lesbians than other women, or men. ANT. (FAG HAG)

Used in a sentence: William loves softball and flannel shirts, his transition into becoming a lesbro was natural.

For the record I would like to say that I think the lesbro phenomena is great. The more men learn to appreciate women and form friendships as opposed to fuckships with them the better.  I read all about lesbro's in details magazine a few days ago. Thats how pulsating my labor day weekend has been.