Roided Out Gine Wins World Record

Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Russia has set a new world record. She has lifted 14 Kilos with nothing but her athletically gifted vagina. Wow.  In an interview, Tatiata had the following to say:

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

For the record, I would like to know how long ages actually was... I mean, was it like a day or a few hours or a month? Seriously. AGES? I have to give it to her though, how many vaginas actually can meet their full fitness potential? Hmmm? 

Vaginas are so much cooler than penises. When's the last time you saw a penis push a 10lb kid from its hole? Or blow out a pack of matches? Or lift 14 kilos?

Would you train your own vagina to lift weights? Thats the real question. Also, when can we expect Tatiata to make a fitness DVD?

I wish I had that kind of discipline, but I have a hard enough time finding the motivation to lift weights with my visible muscles. I might consider it if  there is a way to train it to hold your purse while you are using both hands...