First Post 2011

I plan on doing a LOT MORE of this in 2011. Please ignore image quality it was taken with a cell phone my first night out after having a baby.

OK, so I have been like the most MIA blogger on the block. Maybe its because I have an eleven week old baby. Maybe its because I write a column and it takes all the miniscule amount of creativity and fully formed thought that I have to spare and there is nothing left for my itty bitty blog. Or maybe its the other jobs I have or the 3 older kid's NEVER ENDING after school activities.

I feel so horrible for my lack of posts, but then again I don't.

Now it's 2011 and I think I can sort of see the light at the end of the tunnel (looks a lot like the sunrise, which courtesy of my mini dictator I see daily). I am going to promise myself, and my invisible internet friends this. I will post 3 times a week. I am really bad at commitment so if I flub sorry. I am aiming for a Sunday, Wednesday, Friday schedule. Don't feel bad to haze or remind me of this commitment. I love writing I really do. Its just I do it so much for so many things...I neglect this blog because as horrid as this sounds its not a paying gig.

Sorry. I hate money I really do. But until I have a vat of it that I can roll around naked in, I'm forced to whore myself out here and there.

There is exciting things coming in the future though. I'm going to re-do the Corporate Whoracle, and add a few more features. I'm going to start putting a LOT more of MY PHOTOGRAPHY on this blog because I am a photographer and it is stupid that I don't. I take a lot of pictures that are just not appropriate for my commercial audience. I am pretty sure ya'll would like them though. We'll just have to see. 

I do have a formal column about New Year's resolutions that I will post later on this week... I am not going to bore you with the contents of that column twice.

I think my new years resolution is best expressed in this you tube video:

In two thousand eleven I vow to be more like this guy

He's awesome. Seriously who hasn't heard that perfect Bon Jovi tune. Maybe at a little dive bar in your town, and maybe you had 1, 2, or 6 too many vodka red bulls... and all the sudden that dance. You become "that guy" and your all over the place playing the air guitar giving people high 5's. Can I get a witness?

I need more of that in my life. I'm all about the air guitar cheap beer and and high 5's.

Tomorrow is the first day I start my new set of resolutions... Yeah I didn't start that mess on the 1st. January first is for sleeping off hangovers, everyone knows that right?

XOXO

SQ

Its cheap... I'm sorry

I'm feeling kind of swiney today, so I have nothing. NOTHING. I tried to purify my body yesterday by drinking 85 gallons of tea, but I awoke today with the same symptoms. Shitastic. So I'm posting a funny video. If you like music, and anyway this girls pretty funny and cute as a button....

On a side note, have you seen Dave Mathew's new video? I always interpret his songs as "I want to do it to scarlette, but we are both married, thats why I always sound so sad.."

(Sing that to the tune of "Satelite")

This is What Your 10 Year Old Finds Sexy

I just want to know what is up with this hair and why it is all the rage. I can never ever take anyone with this haircut seriously, it reminds me of a Ken doll. Other than the mildly pedophilic undertones this video is kind of cute I guess. I know a couple of grade school girls who would sell every last one of their Pet Shop's to gaze into his eyes...

Then again I liked hair bands in junior high school, apparently the rock stars are calling the shots when it comes to hair. My kid's are in love with this song, and I swear to the lord above that I thought it was a girl singing it. SWEAR. I think I can recall a similar conversation with my parents about Brett Michaels from Poison. My Dad swore up and down that he was a she, while my mother silently worshipped him.

Anyway it kind of scares me for the simple fact that I've now become: THAT PARENT