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Monday
May112009

My New Skank Fix

I was so bummed when Rock of Love Bus ended and I thought I would never get to see those ho's again. In reality none of us should ever have to see them again. Thanks to VH1 though,  obnoxious skanks can't make a decent living by just being themselves. A new season of Charm School has begun.

God bless America.

They've got all the best from Rock of Love Bus, even the girl who let another girl take a shot out of her chocha is part of the cast. The new head mistress is Ricky Lake, which sucks because lets face it, she's no Sharon Osborne. Ricky Lake will try to turn these women into upstanding citizens, or what ever.

Girl has her work cut out. In the first episode there was a fight, a passed out drunk, about 900 profanity bleeps...Thanks for saving my monday night VH1.

Anyway, I need to find a good 12 step program for weaning myself off the VH1 reality shows. I am ashamed of this habit. I knew that I had a problem when I suffered an anxiety attack during this last season of I Love Money. I just can't stop.

 

Reader Comments (3)

thank god i don't have cable or dish, cuz i have an addictive personality and i'd be all up in that shit fo'sho.

damn you're lucky...

05-12-2009 | Unregistered Commenterconrad mosely

I'm addicted too...so if you ever figure out the remedy...let me know.

05-13-2009 | Unregistered CommenterCandy
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11-17-2011 | Unregistered Commenterxxbffd xxbffd

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