What the hell is this about?
Tuesday, May 5, 2009 
Julia Roberts is loosing her damn mind. First she gets drunk and cusses Tom Hanks out, and now she is sporting a tramp stamp. This tramp stamp is not just your garden variety butterfly or tribal symbol, this is a tramp stamp consisting of her children's names and a random illustration.
Shouldn't that be illegal or something? Its weird enough to have your 40 something mother decide to tattoo your name on her body any way, but in the form of a tramp stamp?
Don't get me wrong, I like the idea that Julia is taking time out of her busy schedule of being boring, and engaging in a full scale mid-life crisis. And lets be honest, I have gotten drunk and cussed out Tom Hanks a time or two, so who am I to judge?
The tramp stamp though, I missed out on that trend. By the time it gained popularity I already had two tattoos. I've always equated the lower back tat with sorority girls and people who made a big mistake.
I sound like a bitch today. Seriously, who picks on Julia Roberts?
Sorry.
Anyway, I am guessing that Julia Roberts is probably high on a combination of painkillers and some kind of antidepressant. She will do an interview with Oprah in the next year or two when she comes out of secret rehab...she'll say that she started taking the antidepressants to get over postpartum depression. She started taking the painkillers because her "back" hurt so bad after being pregnant with twins. Its a tale as old as time.
For now though, lets celebrate the elegance that is her tramp stamp.
Reader Comments (1)
Nice stretch marks on the gut, don't rich people get those laserd off?? And she could use some + 2's. She sucks anyway hasn't done shit since pretty woman.