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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Wednesday
May062009

Gokey ate too many jalapenos...

Watch this video carefully it is what happens when one asks for extra jalapenos on their five dollar foot longs.  This performance and his new pube stache  was Danny Gokey's idea of rock and roll. He should be ashamed of himself, what the hell did Steven Tyler do to him?

That scream at the end will secure him a spot on American Idol's worse performances EVER list, I'm guessing in the top 5.

My Mother who loves Aerosmith was so offended last night. It took hours to talk her down.  First there was the slaying of Dream On, and then  the added insult of the 4th judge who said that "Crazy" was from Aerosmith's early years. Thank God for Slash being on the show, otherwise I feel she would have committed an act of violence.

Anyway, I wish Danny Gokey would go home tonight, but I have a feeling he will stay. Remember when David Archuleta forgot the words and still made it to the finals?

My bet is that Kris will go home. 

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