Stone washed jeans. Sienna Miller is rocking stonewashed jeans with tight ankles. I will never slither into a pair of those devil pants again.

I vividly remember my first pair. They had zippered ankles and a high waist. Basically these pants were capable of making any body shape have a camel toe and a pancake ass. I was young and stupid. I even wore them to a dance where I danced to Guns-N-Roses newest song, Paradise City. This is one fad that haunts me. Normally I dance to the beat of my own fashion drum. Junior High was the one exception. I actually remember being pissed that my Mom wouldn't let me wear spandex to school. I am so ashamed.

Note to self: Thank Mom for being strict, uncool, and unreasonable.

I really pray that this fad never takes flight. The mere site of stonewashed sends me to a place of small boobs, strict parents, and rejection.